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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair black? Artificial intelligence."
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"If you're ever cold go stand in a corner... ...and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
"When I shake hands with a fat guy I don't like, I do it extra hard to get a good moob bounce going"
"Why was the shower crying It was being used."
"I used to be a banker But I lost *interest*"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noeyedeer."
"Best advice I can give to newlyweds is to buy a really comfortable couch."
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"What do... Gay horses eat...?? Hey!!"