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Joke of the Day
"Yahoo answers is my primary care physician"
Next Joke
"THe newiest Knock Knock joke I heard. - Knock Knock - Who's there? - First pilot. hopefully not too soon"
"Two blonde girls are heading to Disneyland... While driving they see a sign ""Disney Left"". They cry and head home. (Little bro told me this one. Not sure if it has been told before.)"
"What's the difference between an amusement park and a pedophile? A pedophile doesn't have a height limit"
"That sunken Nazi submarine they just found is a lot like my girlfriend Dead and full of seamen"
"I used to think I was smart, a life-long learner. Turns out I'm just confused all the time."
"I heard a rude joke about Grizzlies the other day... ...but it doesn't bear repeating."
"There are only two reasons to hate gay marriage. Either you're dumb or you're secretly worried that dicks are delicious."
"What do Pink Floyd and Dale SR. Have in common? Their last great hit was The Wall"
"Not to brag but I'm one of those people who can eat whatever she wants and still gain a concerning amount of weight."