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Joke of the Day

"Two blonde girls are heading to Disneyland... While driving they see a sign ""Disney Left"". They cry and head home. (Little bro told me this one. Not sure if it has been told before.)"

"Oscar I hear Oscar Pistorius is struggling in jail so far. He's not getting on too well with the food. The good news is though, he is yet to have the runs."

"Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him."

"What is Chuck Norris' only weakness? Cancer"

"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calender? They each got 6 months."

"What do you call a metalhead with a cold? Flemmy"

"I told my son I was an early adopter. He asked, what tech? Then it got weird."

"What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed? Blunt trauma."

"I saw an ad for burial plots and I thought, that's the last thing I need."

"Why does the pedophile like minecraft? Because he liked playin around all those miners."