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Joke of the Day

"Do you have a favorite boat joke? No? Well you will schooner or later."

"I read that 83% of prison inmates are Christians...should I be concerned with my safety when I'm up in Heaven?"

"some say yer mom reminds em' of a tornado sounds like hell when she comes, took my house when she left"

"If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?"

"Every so often I'll listen to my wife talk non stop for hours at a time to remind myself why people wander into traffic without looking."

"Empty out and clean a mace container. Fill with water Stare into the eyes of your enemies as you spray your own eyes and never blink"

"If pigs really could fly I bet their wings would taste delicious."

"Why did the nun swallow a needle? So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her."

"Best way to lose weight. Wait until you are full and stop eating."

"What idiot called it synthetic cannabis instead of Crock Pot?"