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Joke of the Day

"Do you have a favorite boat joke? No? Well you will schooner or later."

"What should you do when people talk behind your back? Fart"

"The god of time is going back to school to upgrade. Time will take its course"

"What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas? Bugs Bunny."

"opening a deli called ""Work"" a steakhouse caled ""The Gym"" adn a fried chicken place caled ""A Funeral"" for ppl who like to eat & need excuses"

"On your resume under skills it says pickpocket? Is that right? (interviewer looks up) (he is wearing only underwear and I'm gone)"

"I'd like to make a toast... Someone get me some bread and butter"

"Remember when Twitter used to be a service where I could post something like, ""Hello, my name is Doctor Toilet"" and get a bunch of retweets?"

"My girlfriend asked me: ""Reddit or me?"" Sometimes I miss her."

"What's a nice guys favorite type of wood? M'hogany"