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Joke of the Day

"Why is being in the military like having sex? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel."

"Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia? He Was Snowed In(Snowden) ;)"

"Who is the president of the United States of America Donald Trump"

"OK, time to put up the tree and spend the next six weeks scolding the cat for playing with the dangly remarkably-cat-toy-like ornaments."

"I quit my job today!! The money from that Nigerian king arrives tomorrow, I'm so excited."

"Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with? Because they pikachu"

"What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same."

"Boss: Can I have a word with you? Me: You just had 7 with me. Good talk. Boss: But.. Me: Shhhhhhh....."

"""Sorry, I have to take this call."" ""That's a banana. And it's half eaten."" *covers banana with hand ""I don't tell you how to do business."""

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang the picture"