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Joke of the Day

"The New England Patriots deflate balls to win a game... and get punished with a low pressure system."

"What do you call a sad terrorist? A crisis"

"A dyslexic walks into a bank and yells: ""Hands in the air motherfuckers! This is a stick up!"" Because he's just dyslexic and can still speak fine"

"What do you call a gynecologist? Lip Reader"

"A dog walks into a bar ""I'll have one ... beer."" Bartender replies ""Why the pause?"" Dog says ""Because I was born with them, asshole."""

"Went to a zoo the other day. The only exhibit was a dog. it was a shitzu"

"What did Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffett have in common? They both had Kurds in their way!"

"I hate it when kids spell ""angel"" as ""angle"" They're just trying to be edgy."

"Say what you want about pedophiles At least they drive slowly near schools"

"What did Scooby Doo ask Shaggy for to order online porn? A Reddit card"