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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist playing octaves."
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"The day you introduce your mom to Chuck Norris, is the day you mom introduces you to your biological father."
"A husband and wife are fighting. The wife says ""You've got the smallest penis I've ever seen!"" The husband shoots back ""Then we're a perfect fit for each other, cause you're a shallow cunt!"""
"Hmmmmmm just lets see how this goes. Knock Knock."
"Just thought I caught my wife looking at porn; turns out she was shopping for underwear for herself. What a fucking pervert."
"What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho Cheese."
"If you lend someone $20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it."
"If you cut me off in traffic you better be ready to look in your rearview mirror and see me yelling something you can't hear."
"Oh I thought it was wait 30 YEARS after eating before you exercise."
"Never serve bad food at a bris Otherwise the rabbi won't leave a tip"