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Joke of the Day
"What did the flower couple call their two babies? Poli, Nate"
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"Hey you with the Uggs, Michael Kors bag, iPhone, scarf and super excited voice.. *70 million white women turn around*"
"I went to a restaurant that serves ""breakfast at any time."" So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
"You can't be anti-abortion AND pro-death penalty AND a unicorn."
"why does the official Reddit app aways crash? Unfortunately Reddit has stopped working, would you like to report the issue?"
"FBI: If you testify you'll have to go into the Witness Protection Program ME: I'll do it FBI: Your wife and kids too ME: Oh ok never mind"
"What do you call a snobby criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending"
"I saw a man convulsing on the ground and jacking off... ...I thought he was having a seizure. Turned out he was just having a stroke!"
"Sorry I can't come to your thing tonight, I'm too busy figuring out an excuse about why I can't come to your thing next week"
"Ladies what's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber"