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Joke of the Day
"What did the flower couple call their two babies? Poli, Nate"
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"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent"
"What do you call a knight who cheats on tests? Glancelot"
"It's hotter than A Nazi oven in the summer."
"[Bunch of 6 year olds knock on my door] ""TRICK OR TREAT!"" You kids are in for a real treat... *slips each of them a copy of my demo tape*"
"You ate some space food? Why on earth would you do that?"
"Why is today John Philip Sousa Day? Because he told everyone to march fourth."
"French Blacksmith How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade? He hon(hon hon)s it."
"What do you call a gay guy's saggy balls? Mud-flaps"
"Dis earing letters? There's an 'app' for that."