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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation? Sue."
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"How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end."
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt."
"Women wake up yawning and men with an erection. Coincidence? I think not."
"Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality than any other mammal. Well, that explains Edward."
"How do you make an ugly baby? Ask your parents."
"Two people have been killed and another seriously injured in a knife attack at an Ikea store in Sweden. Police are currently at the crime scene trying to piece the evidence together."
"To get to the other side. Why did the chicken use the time machine?"
"Women are just like wine In my cave."
"What's a redneck family reunion called? (NSFW) pump-kin"