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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation? Sue."

"I'm starting to regret my ""2015 FOREVER"" tattoo."

"Son : Dad.... This movie is so scary... Is that woman going to die?? Dad : Judging by the size of that horse's dick, Yes she is"

"It's really easy to be picky on Tinder... Sometimes I swipe left just because I have dirt on my screen."

"The Coal Industry... ... has come under fire lately."

"What do you call a Spanish soccer player with no legs? Grassy-ass"

"I think it would be great if ice cream licked you back."

"I'd like to tell a joke about pedophiles but they're fucking immature assholes."

"Me: Ping me when you are free. Girl:Ok. *Starts working in 2 Shifts*"

"Sometimes I walk up to a plant and exhale carbon dioxide all over it. Did I save its life? Maybe. Am I a hero? That's for history to decide."