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Joke of the Day
"For me, the hardest part of the driving test was escaping before the car filled with ocean water."
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"A man and a little boy walk into the woods... the little boy says, ""It sure is dark and scary!"" The man looks at the boy and says, ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk out of here alone!"""
"Q: What's worse than raining cats and dogs? A: Hailing taxis."
"[Walking into the gym Jan 1st] Trainer: Hello! This is a great life change you're making. Me: [confused] This used to be an Olive Garden.."
"Roses are red-ish... Violets are blue-ish. If it wasn't for Jesus, we'd all be Jewish."
"What's better than having sex with an 8 year old boy against a barbed wire fence? Nothing."
"Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine? The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!"
"What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye? ... A hippiepotamus"
"When I was younger, I was afraid of the dark. Now I see the electric bills, and became afraid of the light."
"I was shocked to find out that 35% of America's prison population is white. Surely we don't need that many guards."