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Joke of the Day
"Our school should start a calculus club We would all derive fun from it"
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"If I ask you how you're doing and you say anything more complicated than ""fine,"" we're going to have a problem"
"Back-to-school tip for parents: while not explicitly forbidden, it is frowned upon to spray champagne on the hood of a departing school bus."
"My ex still misses me... Yesterday I narrowly dodged a .22 round discharged at long range."
"What if cats are born with names & the fact that we call them names that aren't those names is the reason they act irrationally towards us?"
"Why did the black guy cross the road? He heard there was chicken on the other side!"
"What shouldn't you do at a funeral? The corpse."
"Bestiality is like prescription drugs... May cause internal bleeding, shortness of breath, abdominal pain, infection, diarrhea and in extreme cases, could be fatal."
"Imagine if your roommate made you watch a movie and left 10 mins into it. Dick move, right? My point is old people shouldn't get to vote"
"What do you call a man-eating tiger? A tiger."