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Joke of the Day

"Why did the black guy cross the road? He heard there was chicken on the other side!"

"I saw a Nun with her clothes inside-out today... I asked her about it, and she said it was *a bad habit of hers*"

"Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could sweep down & snatch your dinner while it's still running through the forrest"

"Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone? DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO"

"How is it that magic carpets are able to fly? They are powered by turban engines."

"How many animals can you fit into a pair of panty hose? 2 calves, an ass, 1 beaver, a shit load of hares, a camel toe, and a fish nobody can find."

"Make like a pea plant and go fuck yourself."

"What did tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll hang around."

"So I entered an astronomy contest the other day... ...I didn't come first but I did get a constellation prize. :-)"

"What's the difference between a peeping tom and a rapist? A rapist doesn't waste time beating around the bush"