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Joke of the Day
"My ex still misses me... Yesterday I narrowly dodged a .22 round discharged at long range."
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"I'm sorry, all I hear is your perfume"
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"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cabinet."
"Some French words have silent t's, like ""ballet"" and ""tbonjour"""
"How do you confuse an idiot? 78."
"Types of people There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary, and those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke."
"Knock! Knock! Who's there? ""Broken Pencil."" ""Broken Pencil Who?"" ""Never mind, it's pointless."""
"Joke spy Why did the spy stay in bed? Because he was undercover"