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Joke of the Day
"rubbish invention I made a sandal for people with only one leg. it was a flop."
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"I'm Rich with a capital R! But my colleagues know me by my legal name, Richard."
"10 things you didn't know you could do with a selfie stick. 1. *Use selfie stick to stuff rags in your exhaust pipe* 2.*Use selfie stick to beat ppl who have selfie sticks* 3"
"A solid way to make your waiter's head explode is to order a grilled cheese with no bread."
"If kryptonite is Superman's only weakness, what is Supperman's only weakness? Leftovernite"
"A one-legged and a blind man are arguing The one-legged man says: ""I'm gonna kick your ass!"". The blind man replies: ""Sure, I'd like to see that!"""
"Did you see that Sargento is going to stop selling shredded cheese? They're trying to make America grate again"
"What do you call a prostitute playing bingo? A bing-hoe."
"Your car keys will always be in the same pocket as the hand that's carrying 6 bags of groceries. Always."
"Friends with benefits? What, like you can provide dental insurance?"