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Joke of the Day
"What did The Zodiac Killer say before killing his victims? ""You're Cruz'n for a bruising""."
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"Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes? San Andreas fault."
"I once dated a woman named Kim who hated to be called Kimberly. Then I dated a woman named Chelsea who really hated to be called Kimberly"
"Found my 16yr old daughters Twitter today, made her deactivate it...after I copied all of her best material to my draft folder of course"
"Mrs. Potato Head: OH MY GOD! Mr. Potato Head: What? Mrs. PH: Your browser history. Mr. PH: I can explain! Mrs. PH: TATER TOTS YOU PERVERT?!?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay strip club Knock! Knock! *who's there?* The chicken."
"What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ? Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !"
"Today's word is Legs. Spread the word."
"Survival Tip: When flipping off your wife behind her back... Make sure she's not standing in front of a mirror."
"Why are there no Irish lawyers? They can't pass the bar."