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Joke of the Day

"What did The Zodiac Killer say before killing his victims? ""You're Cruz'n for a bruising""."

"Knock Knock Who's there? The pilot"

"Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact? It was completely runed."

"My girlfriend started complaining about my lack of interest in her family. So I dated her sister.."

"My door was not working I couldn't handle it"

"Why does a milking stool only have three legs? The cow has the udder."

"Somewhere in the world, there's a real Nigerian Prince who wants to share his millions of dollars but can't find a beneficiary."

"2050's kids won't get this... Snow"

"WIFE: [handing me crying baby] will u please change him ME: ok [drives to hospital] ME: hi yes my baby is crying can i get a new one"

"After giving up crack, I've been sniffing brake fluid for months. It's okay - I can stop anytime I want."