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Joke of the Day

"I've clicked on every shady ad that I've seen for the past 12 years. My penis is now 648 feet long."

"Pavlov hears a bell ring... He says, ""Aw! I forgot to feed the dogs again!"""

"With the money I found in the dryer, the girl in me says buy chocolate and candy, but the adult in me says buy beer, chocolate and candy."

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game."

"Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then."

"A police officer pulled me over and said ""Sir, please identify yourself"" So I took out a mirror and replied ""yeah, it's me"""

"Did u hear about the leper poker game? everyone threw their hands in"

"""Mr Bush, do you want my coke?"" ""Yeah sure"" *Bush drinks coke as kid walks away* ""Hey kid...catch"" *kid turns around to see incoming plane*"

"What do you call an anarchist who does skateboard tricks Radical"

"trying to find the meaning of life next up is ""lift"" followed by ""ligament"",ooh i love this dictionary"