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Joke of the Day
"I never admit or deny anything it makes things more interesting."
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"N.W.A. writes a song called Fuck the Police and everybody loves it. I write a song called Fuck the Firemen and apparently I'm just an asshole."
"""exorcise"" and ""exercise"" sound alike because they're both the work of the Devil"
"Friend: Hey dude, tell me a joke. Me: Pussy. Friend: I don't get it? Me: I know you don't..."
"Overheard @ high school's red & white football game Clueless freshman: ""So, who are we playing?"" Crowd: ""It's intrasquad!"" Pregnant pause. Clueless freshman: ""So we're still going to lose!"""
"Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag."
"What's the fastest way to get a ripped body? Take highwhey."
"Dirty One Liner Girl: ""Hey, what's up?"" Boy: ""If I tell you, will you sit on it?"""
"Great, so a week ago my doctor gave me a letter, which confirmed that I have dyslexia... and now I've received one that says I have tiny tits. Oh no wait, tinnitus."
"Statistics say that 60% of women take medication for mental illness, Which means 40% aren't taking their medication."