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Joke of the Day

"I'm in a Japanese restaurant. I shit you not. They have a vegetable tempura appetizer called ""Mushroom Cloud."" I'm afraid to order it."

"A Higgs Boson particle walks into a church... ""You can't be here"" says the pastor The Higgs Boson particle responds ""But with out me, how can you have mass?!"""

"Rudolph is the only reindeer who doesn't have a stripper name."

"(Q)..... What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? (A)..... The rooster clucks defiance."

"What do you get when you kiss a bird? Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!"

"Where do poor noodles live? In the spaghetto"

"Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?"

"Let's bring back the word HOOTENANNY"

"Why do blacks wear white gloves? So they don't bite their fingers eating tootsie rolls."

"An apple didn't fall on Isaac Newton's head. He missed the gravity of the situation."