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Joke of the Day

"How do we know for sure that Darth Vader isn't black? Because he keeps on saying ""I am your father"""

"Dirty deeds done at a reasonable price with a quantity discount. That seems like a more sustainable business model."

"[bday party] Mum: happy birthday son Me: wow that's a huge cake! Mum: its full of bees Me: what Mum [backing away]: I said it's cream cheese"

"Gay best friend How do you know if your best friend is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary? He was Haydn."

"How are asymptotes like women? You can get close to it, but you can't touch it"

"What's a ducks favourite snack? Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**"

"I'm going out with a girl I met online who's a vegetarian... I've never met *herbivore* :)"

"Who discovered Victoria Falls? Whoever tripped her."

"This week, paleontologists discovered a blind dinosaur They named him Doyouthinkhesaurus"