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Joke of the Day

"No matter how many times I see it, I never tire of an Italian woman yelling at a guy named Anthony in public."

"Ran out of laundry detergent, so I poured in some Windex. It worked OK, except for all the birds smacking into me."

"You guys should see the look on these haters' faces as I scoot through CVS with two Roombas strapped to my feet."

"How does Hitler organize his juice? By concentration"

"Have you seen the movie ""Constipation""? That's because it hasn't come out."

"I got a sweater for christmas... I really wanted a moaner but I got a sweater."

"What do you call playful insults between terrorists? Talibanter"

"Advice needed, please, on cooking roadkill What do you do with the bike?"

"Damn girl are you Lassie? Because you're acting like a bitch."

"People say I have the legs of a dancer. But until they find the rest of the body, the cops have nothing on me, man!"