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Joke of the Day

"No matter how many times I see it, I never tire of an Italian woman yelling at a guy named Anthony in public."

"Jose Mourinhio The Special One....... David Moyes The Chosen One..... Fellipe Scholari Seven One."

"What's a mouse's least favorite shape? A trapezoid."

"Parallel parking reality show. Get on that."

"Girl walks into a bar... ...and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he GAVE it to her."

"Pigeons... I've just seen a flock of pigeons in army unifoms. I think it might be a military coo."

"#ThatAwkwardMoment when you pretend to read your birthday card after the money has fallen out."

"I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked Wonderful or was it just the 20th outfit she'd tried & he just wanted to get to the party"

"Roommate: hey blake I just bought this whiskey wanna explain why it's half empty? Me: cause you're a pessimist!"

"My girlfriend's been trying to help me with my finances. I think I'd be better off a loan."