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Joke of the Day

"I have a joke about US history but..... I'm going to rewrite it."

"I just yawned so loud now I'm pretty sure a whale somewhere is trying to answer."

"Which antivirus program does a pirate use? [Avast](http://www.avast.com/), ye mateys!"

"Did you hear about that amazing joke that Jesus told as he was dying? I don't know the joke, but apparently he nailed the execution."

"I was late to work because I was having car trouble. And by car trouble I mean I was sleeping and not driving the car."

"(punny) Did you hear about the orgy at the campground? It was in tents"

"What kind of bees produce milk? Boobies!"

"So sorry... Sorry seems to be the hardest word to say... Unless you're Chinese, then it's ""squirrel""."

"There are marriages that end well... ...and others that last forever."

"Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune? Because the host gets confused when they say ""I'd to buy a vowel eh."""