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Joke of the Day

"Which antivirus program does a pirate use? [Avast](http://www.avast.com/), ye mateys!"

"I get chills down my spine every time I hear the song Stayin' Alive... I don't know, there's something about the Bee Gees that just gives me the heebie jeebies"

"What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years? Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016"

"Mom: You're a son of a bitch! Son: That makes you a bitch! Mom: You sure? *This is the story of how I found out I was adopted*"

"What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold."

"Glad the NBA lockout is over. That was like the worst thing that happened to black people, ever."

"My daughter turns 3 today. Due to our tight budget, we're not telling her."

"Learn from your mistakes. Make better & better mistakes until you're making the best mistakes possible."

"What did the ceiling fan say? YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? He needed to get that high score"