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Joke of the Day

"There are marriages that end well... ...and others that last forever."

"I can't believe the Toronto maple leafs even have a website They can't even put THREE W's together!"

"Two office workers are chatting by the water cooler ""I has a nice quiet dinner with the wife last night"" one says. ""Oh yeah?"" The other responds. ""Yeah, except for the celery."""

"I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night."

"How does Hitler like his steak? Nice and Jew-cy."

"Ambidextrous baseball players... Swing both ways"

"do you think my parents divorced because I'm too handsome like they said"

"There are three kinds of people on earth Those who can count to three and those who can't !"

"Are you from Memphis? Cause you look like your parents were related."

"On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?"