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Joke of the Day
"My wife told me I should spice things up in the bedroom. So I decided to cumin her mouth."
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"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the Rhino. - *One of the many jokes I remember from Hot Shots.*"
"What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !"
"Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff? tequila"
"4 yo: Mommy, it feels so good. Me: What does? 4 yo: To be a gangster. Me: ... Go tell your father I said to come here."
"I was at the airport when I saw a soldier returning home. The first thing he said was, ""look mom, no hands."""
"I lost my virginity. Can't remember a thing, my pussy hurts and there is a used condom on the floor. Last thing I remember was seeing Bill Cosby in the bar."
"A hipster has just died Welcome to heaven, says god. The hipster turns back : no way, I'm going to hell before it's cool"
"Why can a woman never be a good DJ? They will never listen to Logic or Reason."
"I have beiber fever; every time i hear about him i get sick."