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Joke of the Day

"The real reason women will never be the ones to propose... As soon as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping his pants."

"I keep writing letters to myself. Dear me."

"16 and Pregnant? How come I didn't get my own show when I was 16? ""16 and smart enough to use a rubber."""

"The improper fraction help line is now open 24/7"

"Did you hear about the man who choked on an issue of The Guardian after learning about his brothers passing? He found the news hard to swallow."

"Do you want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism"

"""So You've Been Drinking and You Think You Can Dance?"" That is definitely a reality show I would watch."

"What type of pants does Mario wear? denim denim denim"

"What if the pilgrims had shot a Bobcat instead of a Turkey? (NSFW) We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!"

"People who criticize the Bible should keep in mind it was My first novel."