49806
Joke of the Day
"What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ? Mercy !"
Next Joke
"My girlfriend is pissed at me for never putting down the toilet seat. To be honest, I AM getting pretty tired of carrying it around."
"I've spent the better part of my day trying to figure out why ""mustache"" & ""headache"" don't rhyme."
"When life hands you gators, make Gatorade...just kidding-that means life hates you because the gators would totally kill and eat you 1st."
"I don't mean to brag but I've perfected the confused look whenever my credit cards get declined"
"What's the best way to wrap up 2016? Debbie Reynolds Wrap."
"What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature? Tequila Mockingbird!"
"TIL The deadliest Medieval warrior was a Scottish tailor. ....He kilt thousands of people."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. They're cheaper the day after Valentine's Day."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It got its head cut off"