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Joke of the Day

"What does the high elves call Gandalf? Methrandir"

"What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time? Shhhhhhh."

"I had a delicacy last night, young Wookie steak... ...it was a little Chewie."

"There are two types of people in the world: Those that divide everything into two categories, and those that don't."

"Accidentally connected my Fitbit account to Facebook and now everyone knows I only walked 13 steps yesterday."

"what if spiderman shot spaghetti out of his wrists instead of webbing and worked at the olive garden"

"Me: Hi, what's a good school binder for my 10yo girl here? Clerk: Trapper Keeper? Me: Haha, no, she's my own daughter."

"REAL '90s kids will recognize this! ---> Current unemployment."

"British politics is like a gym. Everyone laughs when they see youkip."

"PRO TIP: If you hold out your arms like Frankenstein when walking in a leg brace, people let you cut in line at Starbucks."