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Joke of the Day
"What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet? I need to goku the toilet"
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"Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out? Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life."
"A favourite high school teacher's go-to Knock Knock joke. Knock knock. *-Who's there?* Interrupting cow. *-Interrup-* **MOO**"
"What do you call an Egyptian spine adjuster? A Cairopractor"
"PARENTS: When someone offers you drugs, you say no! ME (going out into the world): I'm ready [literally no one offers me drugs ever]"
"Q: Why does Michael J. Fox make such good milkshakes? A: Because he uses quality ingredients. What did you think, asshole?"
"White house What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful? A tourist."
"What kind of government does Disney World have? A plutocracy"
"I recently submitted my resume to Sony But they canceled the interview"
"Just said, ""Sorry, I have to go,"" out loud to my computer."