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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Egyptian spine adjuster? A Cairopractor"
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"What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm? A Thundeer"
"Ever hear of ""organic"" grapes? Yeah, they're called Raisens."
"I overheard two female coworkers say there was a creepy dude listening to their conversation."
"I've spent the better part of my marriage battling to get these two strings inside my wife's shirt to actually stay on this hanger"
"Someone called me a pussy Well, you are what you eat"
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room because its black"
"""fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u"" - a goldfish :("
"If I were Cinderella, I wouldn't have settled for a guy who couldn't even remember what my face looked like."
"Do the republicans shocked that Trump is their nominee also get surprised when they put cake batter in the oven and it becomes a cake?"