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Joke of the Day

"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""Dejav."" ""Dejav who?"" *knock knock* *edit : thanks a lot for appreciating the stupidity"

"I would never give you a death sentence. It would be more like a paragraph."

"Democracy in North Korea is like the dislike button on facebook. Everybody wants it but they shall never get it."

"My CAD guy was having a rough day at work... So I told him to just fillet the whole model. It really takes the edge off."

"Girl, did you fall out of heaven? Cause you're showing signs of deranged cognitive abilities in your brain highly suggestive of Post-concussion syndrome."

"What do you call an African who plays 10 pin bowling online? Ebola."

"If you see your ex, wrap your hands behind your neck and pretend you're making out with someone. That'll show him you're still crazy AF."

"i dont swirl my wine because im sophisticated i do it because i can barely stand"

"Perks of being ugly"

"My mule is pretty lazy... ... Always doing half-assed work."