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Joke of the Day

"Democracy in North Korea is like the dislike button on facebook. Everybody wants it but they shall never get it."

"Fuck holes in my cheese. It's just wasted space where more cheese could be."

"Dictinry for sell. Never use."

"I'm not gullible but she said I was the best she's ever had and then to wait by the phone for instructions on how to get my wallet back."

"Saw a tv for sale on eBay for 5. Only problem was the volume button was broken..... How can I turn that down?"

"""Said no one ever."" -Said everyone on Twitter."

"I see London. I see France. This is a very comprehensive Atlas."

"Angel: ""I think we can all agree that 6 is enough."" God (clearly upset about something else): ""NO. GIVE SPIDERS 8 LEGS."""

"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, i'm changing."

"I went to the races yesterday. The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip."