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Joke of the Day

"There should be an option on travel websites that let's you search for ""flights that are least likely to have noisy children""."

"I went shopping for some lingerie for my wife. I asked the shop keep if the panties were satin. He said ""No, they're brand new""."

"My ex said my penis resembled a tic tac. So I asked her, then why does your sister still have bad breath?"

"So, an Irishman walks out of a pub... ... Hey, it could happen!"

"My girlfriend doesn't like it when I ask her to blow cool air on me She is not a fan."

"What do you call a gay guy paralyzed from the neck down? A Tomato (because he's both a fruit AND a vegetable)"

"Whats the difference between being hungry and horny? Depends where you put the cucumber"

"I'm sorry for the things I said when I was attempting to take off my sports bra."

"What happens when you eat burgers with onions? Bunions. (written by my 25 year old girlfriend)"

"What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common? They both have a hated governor."