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Joke of the Day

"I'm sorry for the things I said when I was attempting to take off my sports bra."

"How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows it's never happened."

"Trump is blaming Sanders supporters for the violence at his rally because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a Jew for your problems."

"I use to know a classic rim shot joke, but...umm tiss"

"What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat? Grandpa. :("

"Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery? To win dough."

"If the salesman doesn't come with me on the test drive, I just take the car home and wait for them to come get it. I have so many cars now."

"Know any 9/11 jokes? I'll start it off. knock knock *who's there?* 9/11 *9/11 who?* you said you'd never forget!"

"[job interview] ""Why should I hire you?"" ""Because I have pictures of you with a goat?"""

"What's Charles Dickens's middle name? Deep"