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Joke of the Day
"Wow 15 notifications.. oh wait 13 of them are for farmville, cityville, I dont give a shit-ville"
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"They say honesty is the best policy, but quite frankly, I think a million-dollar life insurance policy on a super old dude sounds better."
"What starts with an A and has a boom at the end? Allahu akbar"
"Why is it okay for an ice company to commit fraud? Their assets are already frozen!"
"What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? Sorry I'm a little horse!"
"911 what's the emergency ""Please help, I made too much spaghetti"" Relax sir, we've all been th*spaghetti starts coming out of the phone*"
"What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin? A Hemogoblin"
"Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants."
"What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"I like my Friday nights like I like my jeans high-wasted."