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Joke of the Day
"Eating at this new Hitler-themed breakfast place, Luftwaffles."
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"I'm a true sportsman... I have a tennis elbow, A golfer's shoulder, And athlete's feet."
"What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration."
"Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes."
"Don't look at me like that, Barbie. We're both stuck in this playhouse. Just drink your tea. The toddler will tell us what to do next."
"My father was a wonderful man. He's still alive, he just turned into a cunt."
"Curve Men like women with curves Women like men with class I like classes with curves"
"My head is throbbing, maybe i have amnesia nah, I don't remember hitting my head"
"There's no ""I"" in team but there is one in shut your stupid mouth."
"Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship? They need space."