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Joke of the Day
"What is God's favorite guitar chord? Gsus"
Next Joke
"Treat your women like your smartphone; touch them a lot."
"joke - ghost What did the ghost wearing sox say? Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !"
"CAT: mew ME: indeed, u are correct kitty CAT: mew ME: well said, kitty, well said FRIEND I FORGOT WAS THERE: are u ok...? Emotionally?"
"First Ebola and now Measles... Is there ANYTHING hipsters won't bring back!?"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? None."
"An asian woman gets into car and starts driving... thought you'd enjoy that one."
"What do you call a naked snake A snake because it wears no clothes :D"
"What do you call 1000 aches? A *kilohurtz*."
"Whenever someone says to me ""Please make yourself at home"" I remove all my clothes and start masturbating"