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Joke of the Day

"If Donald Trump becomes President, The rest of us should be able to just walk into any hospital & start working as doctors"

"Knock knock! Come in."

"Why do tomcats fight ? Because they like raising a stink !"

"When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I just wanna to use my finger & write `""WASH ME""` on her face."

"I lost my kid at the zoo the other day.... I couldn't find him, so they just shot all the animals."

"New studies show 9/10 people enjoy gang rape."

"An Asian kid ask him mom: ""Mom, why do I have to score A in everything?"" Him mom replied: ""Because we are Asian, not a Bsian or Csian, or Failsian."""

"How do you know you're golfing with a politician? When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard."

"6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down."

"The first rule of Fight Club is till death do us part."