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Joke of the Day

"I was so happy to hear Apple added a new camera feature.. With the addition of panorama I can finally send dick pics to my ex wife!!"

"What's the difference between a peeping tom and a rapist? A rapist doesn't waste time beating around the bush"

"I always heard it was OK to date a nun... as long as you don't get into the habit."

"What did one hat say to the other? ""You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."""

"My local newspaper was holding a contest... For the best puns last week so I submitted ten, sure that at least one would win a prize, but no pun in ten did."

"What is the worst joke you have ever Heard? I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"I went out with one woman who turned out to be an arsonist. I met her on match.com"

"just taught my 3yo to sing ""if you're happy and you've no wit, clap your hands"" and then laugh at the people clapping"

"Damn girl, are you (Insert here)? Because (Insert here). Now upvote it you simple minded fucks."

"Did you hear about the new anti-depressant for lesbians? It's called tricoxagain."