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Joke of the Day

"You know what the first sign of AIDS is, right? A severe pounding in the ass..."

"New Password So I tried to make my new password 'beef stew.' But it wasn't stroganoff."

"The moderators of /r/jokes remind me of my browsing history. [deleted]"

"Why is Santa Claus always a man? Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion."

"What's the difference between Jesus and my dad? Jesus promised to come back one day..."

"SON: Daddy, where do tweets come from? DAD: Well, son...when a Desire for Validation and a Character Limit love each other very, very much."

"The secret to success is to start from scratch and keep scratching."

"I self medicate, therefore you live."

"Why did the monk hate the musician because he hated violins I made this up just now"

"A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi A Catholic priest and a Rabbi were walking along when they saw a young boy. The Priest said to the Rabbi: ""We should fuck him."" The Rabbi replied: ""Out of what?"""