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Joke of the Day

"so a man is playing a violin in the middle of the jungle And a lion comes up and eats him. A tiger comes up and says ""hey man why did you do that? It sounded beautiful"" and the lion replied WHAT?"

"Jim Lehrer is moderating this debate with the skill of an NFL replacement referee."

"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A CARROT"

"Did you hear about the new Marvel superhero movie about the guy who kills villains with bad jokes? It's called The Pun-isher."

"What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs? A condescending con descending."

"Whats black on top but white on bottom? Rape."

"What do people in florida do when their car breaks down? Build a house next to it."

"Man, this one always cracks me up... ...you know, the No. 17 one."

"Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party? She had to go t'work instead."

"I've got a drug test tomorrow at work Good thing I know loads about drugs =)"