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Joke of the Day
"What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common? Both ride bicycles and bust mission."
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"When I drink alcohol, everyone says I'm an alcoholic... But when I drink Fanta, no one says I'm Fantastic."
"What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino!"
"What do you call a blasian? A criminal mastermind"
"Hello, Mr. Bond. *shuffles UNO cards* I've been expecting you. *sinks into bean bag chair*"
"TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public."
"Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions."
"An Islamic person and a Christian person are arguing theology, and one says to the other ""let's be reasonable"". Ba doom' chaaa."
"The other day my mom asked me if I think my girlfriend is manipulative ""Only if she wants me to"" I replied."
"Today I popped a G string while fingering a minor. I'm going to the violin repair shop tomorrow."