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Joke of the Day
"What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common? Both ride bicycles and bust mission."
Next Joke
"Me: I baked cookies! Who's the best Mom ever? Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See? Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!"
"So, where does the captain keep his armies? In his sleevies!! ( )"
"I just noticed how high the prices were for the Adele concert So I said ""Heeeellloooooooo from the Parking loooooooooottt"""
"Math jokes never work on me I have trouble differentiating them. They aren't an integral part of my life and most of the time they just don't add up."
"Silkworms Two silkworms had a race It ended in a tie."
"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One? Or two?"
"What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu!"
"*shows up to date with broken nose* ""What happened?"" Hurt myself playing football ""How?"" Threw the controller at a wall and it bounced back"
"What is green, and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels."