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Joke of the Day

"These days its all about finding the woman you want to divorce after your kids go to college."

"Everyone has that one best friend who's now a.... **Stranger!**"

"Paranoid? Nope. I'm just trying not to crash in case someone has replaced the airbag in my car with a boxing glove on a spring."

"When I see someone has 1,500 followers on twitter, I think ""that person must b funny"". 1,500 friends on FB ""that person is batshit crazy"""

"What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common? It's their knees that go first."

"I lost my virginity last week But it's fine. Turns out it was just between the couch cushions."

"What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"

"Honesty is the best policy, but I also recommend a lot of life insurance."

"One day, you wake up and everyone has a number over their heads. The number is counting down by the second. Eventually, someone's number reaches zero, and.... They sneeze. Their number resets."

"What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience? About 3 replies in the top comment thread."