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Joke of the Day

"It's like these birds don't even know that it's the crack of fuck on a mother fucking Saturday morning."

"A man has been jailed for forging banknotes. He also got a big fine which he immediately paid in crisp $9 notes."

"MOM : Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? SON : My name is Paul."

"Why are the twin towers and genders so similar? Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now."

"This joke is funny only today. Knock, knock. Who's there? Open. Open who? Open SSL."

"""Tired"" isn't even a temporary state for me anymore it's more like a part of my personality at this point."

"Did you know semen leaves the body at almost thirty miles per hour? This means it's illegal to ejaculate in a school zone. I don't think the speed was why I was arrested though."

"Scientists have discovered what a woman wants. But she changed her mind the next second."

"Really struggling on what to get my lady for Christmas this year. I mean, I'd hate to get her the same thing as her Husband does. That would be embarrassing"

"What did the Triangle say to the Circle? ""Your life is pointless."""