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Joke of the Day

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 was a Registered Sex Offender."

"I hate it when I go to hug someone really sexy ...and my face smashes right into the mirror."

"Father of 7 month old accidentally throws 6 pack on child's head while getting into car But the baby was fine, it was light beer."

"All is fair in drunk and war."

"Why did the mexican take xanax? For hispanic attacks"

"I'd like to thank my skeletal system for all the support it's given me over the years."

"Hitler's proofreader for Mein Kampf was literally a Grammar Nazi."

"The difference between ""she's jogging & healthy"" vs ""she's in danger & I should help"" is headphones."

"You know you're getting old when you scroll down the birthday drop down menu ... And it starts going into Roman Numerals."

"what sorcery is this? How does my VLC player know its christmas ????"