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Joke of the Day
"This may sound racist but all black luggage looks the same."
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"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into a woman's ass"
"Europeans use euros shouldn't Africans use afros?"
"""Dave just showed up"" Dave the fireman or Dave who always uses inappropriate abbreviations? *Dave barges in* HEY GUYS I'M DTF ""Yeah I dunno"""
"*running from cops* Me: hey wait hold up if we're gonna do this i really should be wearing my fitbit Cop: yeah me too good idea"
"What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees? A porcupine."
"Why does America spell some words differently? They said ""We can do it without u, Britain."""
"A whale performs a La Roux cover...... ""Mmmmmmmmmm.......I'm goin' in for the krill"""
"How did Jared lose 150lbs? He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed."
"What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !"