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"Hillary should make Bernie the ambassador to Japan. His knowledge of harpooning whales will definitely help bridge the cultural divide."

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"You've failed history again ! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !"
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"down vote this do it"
"""Sup man? Yeaah, I'm incorporated."" - business casual"
"A man walks into a grocery store in the countryside and asks...[brazilian joke] How much is a dozen bananas?   And the cashier replies:   -Twelve bananas"
"How many Hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Some obscure number... you've probably never heard of it....."
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