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Joke of the Day

"Hillary should make Bernie the ambassador to Japan. His knowledge of harpooning whales will definitely help bridge the cultural divide."

"Schrodinger's Letter If you put the letter "" Y "" in a box with a few other letters to form a word, and close that box, can you tell me, without opening the box......... Is "" Y "" a vowel?"

"I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND FIND YOU and cuddle you softly."

"Ronda isn't being a poor sport ..she just needs a few months to learn how to talk again"

"Zen master: Do you possess the Buddha nature? Me: Well, I've spent 49 days under a tree. But that was just laziness."

"Sex is like lasagna - there's absolutely no reason for it to involve spinach in any form."

"My girlfriend says she needs time and distance... Is she calculating velocity?"

"I think mascots are the hardest roles for actors to play. They really have to get into their characters."

"Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults? You'd spill your drink."

"Why doesn't the gas balloon want to have a flame? 6 Because he could become a brandfare"