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Joke of the Day

"I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND FIND YOU and cuddle you softly."

"Ice cream is clearly God's way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby."

"I slipped on some black ice today I knew it was black ice because now my wallets missing."

"Megaman is such a hard game! I've beaten Ice Man & Fire man but this guy just shoots me before I can even move. How do I beat Zimmer Man?"

"Volkswagen announces it will open a facility in Israel to make a new advanced vehicle... The new models are are so advanced not only will they stop on a dime, they'll actually pick it up."

"Ever hear about that guy who sued the door factory? It was an open and shut case."

"""We don't serve time travelers..!"" A time traveler walks into a bar"

"I like messing with Texas by calling random numbers in Houston and telling them I have a problem."

"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim..."

"I used to be indecisive. But now I'm not so sure."