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Joke of the Day

"How many times do I have to refresh internet pages before I'm happy?"

"My baby was coughing and choking and I panicked because I didn't know what to do. So I grabbed the bong out her hands before she dropped it."

"Oh, I almost forgot; my mom told me to tell you guys hi."

"What kind of charge did the Couch place against the Recliner? Sectional assualt."

"Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market? He was caught taking a leek."

"Groin cream... Not suitable for those with a nut allergy."

"Trump is actually ambidextrous He can move from right to left as he chooses"

"Why can Unicorns only be ridden by a adult female virgin? They're both imaginary"

"He only had a dollar... Did you hear about the guy who went to the dentist to get new dentures? His insurance was denied and he only had a dollar on him...so he wound up with buck teeth."

"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was ""GWWAAAANNNEEEHHHAARRRR"""