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Joke of the Day

"The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice."

"My math teacher insulted me He called me a third derivative"

"Where did Jewish Rats go during the Holocaust? Mousechwitz"

"I should have known my son was stealing from his road construction job, but every time I came home I guess I just ignored all the signs."

"Dr. Seuss would have CRUSHED it on 8 Mile."

"What's the most disgusting, distasteful international treaty organization? EU!"

"I was going to write a joke about feminism... But my husband wouldn't let me."

"A priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a horse all walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"Did you know your amazing human body actually drink lava!?! Only once though....."

"Overheard at work: ""that is music to my ears"". Where else would the music go smartypants?"