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Joke of the Day

"How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear? Color coded: ""Yellow in front, brown in the back"""

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a hand job? 9/11 was an inside job"

"Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church..... They all look at you with disgust, but deep down, you know they want some, too."

"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok"

"Cherry tree How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree? Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die? Picking cherries."

"What do you call 3 knights in a relationship? Polyarmory"

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Can I get you a drink?"" Descartes starts to say, ""I think not--"" but he disappears. I AM SO FUNNY, RIGHT GUISE?"

"I never feel as much panic as I do when the cashier asks me if I have their member card yet."

"Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it !"

"How much do drum shaped sofas cost? 5 dollars per-cushion."